We've all heard "there's no such thing as a dumb question" but that's not true.

When it comes to fashion, there is such a thing as a dumb question. Today on twitter, the trending topic was #dumbquestions and I had to jump right in.

The folloiwing is my twitter stream about some dumb fashion questions along with my fashionably honest answers.

#dumbquestions re fashion Does anybody really care about what I wear?

FASHIONABLE ANSWER: No, not really, people don't really care, they just won't trust you if they think you can't dress yourself. They'll just pick someone else. So while they may not care, you should care.

#dumbquestions re fashion I work from home so why should I bother dressing up?

Eventually, you will have to leave the house.  Leave the house in something mucked up, then ask me this question again! If you really think it doesn't matter then you either have Bill Gates type money, live on another planet or don't want your sales and success to go to the next guy.

#dumbquestions re fashion Does this make me look fat?

BEST FASHIONABLE ANSWER: No, when is the baby due? Oh sorry, I thought you were pregnant! Come on! You know when something makes you look fat, the problem is usually that you just want to keep it. Get rid of it.
 
#dumbquestions re fashion  Does this fit?

BEST FASHIONABLE ANSWER: Do you mean right now ? It probably fit when you bought it 5 years about but since then, you've changed ... so NO!
 
 
#dumbquestions re fashion Are pink dress shirts gay?

FASHIONABLE ANSWER: Two men sleeping together makes you gay, not a shirt. So, if you don't start off GAY... it won't make you GAY! However, if you are gay, it does have a tendency to makes you gayer.

 
#dumbquestions re fashion Can I wear this to work? 

FASHIONABLE ANSWER: Are you a hooker?  Seriously, think about the type of job you have then decide what's really appropriate for work. (or call me)

 
#dumbquestions re fashion I bought this years ago, can I still wear this?

FASHIONABLE ANSWER: Probably not, there's a difference between vintage and old. Plus, if you have to ask, you'll be second guessing yourself all day.

 
#dumbquestions re fashion Is this shirt see through?

ANSWER: If you can see through it... so can I!


#dumbquestions re fashion  Black goes with everything, right?

ANSWER: Just because you wear it with everything doesn't mean it goes with everything. So ... NO!

I hope these answers help.  And if you have a question, just ask.  Dumb questions accepted, they're my favorites!